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Monday, January 31, 2005

Procastination of Semester 2 has officially begun!

First things first... an announcement! My cousin has just gotten engaged! Quite exciting. Shes been dating this nice guy for a few years now, and they finally got engaged! The wedding will be small, but I hope to go to the ceremony... cousins aren't invited to the reception :(. Hehe, a little news to brighten my day.

Secondly, my sympathies to those tall Redeemer students who have to lug home the mini-shopping carts 'The Market' provides for us. Being a tall Redeemer student myself I have been blessed with short dormmates who are willing to bring the full cart back, in exchange for me carrying it there. Though I understand how frustrating it is to be slowly carrying it back and then hear it fall on the ground... eggs smashed, bread smushed, grapes rolling everywhere. Hehe, one thing I never realized though is how funny it is to watch this happen to someone else. Lol, sorry guys, but I looked out my window in time to see it drop out of your hands. Luckily only your bread fell out. Oh, and props to the intellectually superior students who tape hockey sticks or contraptions that make the handle longer. Genius!

Thirdly, I'm starving... Can someone give me an idea for some lunch?

6 Comments:

  • At January 31, 2005 at 4:59 PM, Blogger andrea said…

    Claire Bear!
    How much did I hate those stupid carts?!? Hehe, even though I'm short and all... but not exactly coordinated with myself - let alone a cart following after me! And yes, I have indeed dropped the cart... that wasn't pleasant... wow, I wonder if someone blogged about me doing that? LOL

    And by the way, how does March 4th sound? I hope there is still room on your floor for me!

    Love,
    Andrea

     
  • At January 31, 2005 at 10:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Kimber says:

    Are you calling me short???? I really think we should steal one of the hockey sticks. It woudl likely make our lives easier. until they realized we stole it.

    Anyways...i enjoyed the post

     
  • At February 1, 2005 at 4:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    on behalf of those of us who aren't enormously tall i'd like to petition against the slavery you've bound short people too. Firstly being tall has its advantages...sure its hard to buy pants and you have to duck for some doorways but in general people stand in awe of your height. You already tower over us like some sort of long legged god and you use that to intimidate us short folk into agreeing to your "shopping cart terms". You get to carry the cart when it is empty...you can lift it over the snowy mounds and with much ease bring it to school...you then require your shorter "friends" to drag it back through the snow, drop it, etc. and hurt their backs in the process. It is a travesty that you place such a burden on the vertically challenged. From hence forth I shall devote my time to the equal treatment for persons of a shorter nature. Because who knows what is next...carrying the cart both ways, scrub my floors, eat my garbage, when will the power trip of the tall people end? When will the suffering stop? Won't someone think of the short people?

     
  • At February 3, 2005 at 4:58 PM, Blogger Christina said…

    Hey Claire!!!! I'm sorry, but when I read that the carts are super short, I HAD to laugh! I'm sorry that's REALLY FUNNY! Anyway that's my comment. Love ya lots! Bye!

     
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